No one to share a bargain ‘Meal for 2 for £10′ from M&S with?

Cancelled on by the friend of your flatmate with wonky hair who’s actually really annoying but you would anyway?

Well when you’ve got the choice of a bottle of red in front of (I don’t know what kids watch these days, Property Ladder or something) or a night out on the town with Luke Solomon, I know what I’d choose. He might be all over Geddes and blank you for Ryan Elliot and Tom Demac, but tbh they’re billed and you’re not so what can you expect. Two weeks late for Valentine’s, Mulletover‘s “Anti-Valentine’s” is the perfect way to bring back all those memories of feeling pretty alone. Super-enticing from the way disgusting flyer in my honest opinion.

Saturday 27th Feb. 10pm-6am, Secret Most Likely Rather Romantic Location. Tickets £8-£14 from RA.