Tonight in scenes that will make this year’s earlier London riots look like a picnic in the park, about a billion (rough estimate) people will descend on Dalston to try, and fail, to get into the Justice album launch party at Visions, a venue that holds around 20 people at a push.

The rage from the self entitled masses of East London’s amateur film makers, photographers, bloggers and general scene faces, combined with the worst guest list blagging industry scum around (ie people like me) will be visible from space as they respond to this affront on their god given right to act bored and disinterested at any event.

We predict fun times.

Anyway should you be feeling more sensible then I’d suggest joining us on Saturday as we pick our way through the burnt out cars, abandoned leather jackets, American Apparel leggings and bandanas and head to Lemonade at The Nest, where SLUTTY FRINGE DJs (ie me on this occasion) will be spinning BIG TUNES alongside the likes of Burns and Loose Fit.