Palladium Authenticity – Alice Dellal from Palladium on Vimeo.

I’ve got a pair of free Palladium boots which are the unwanted legacy of a night of free boozing.

They’re fucking rotten eye sores which will are still boxed and will never grace my feet.

Maybe it takes an authentically diiferent beauty like Alice Dellal to carry the look off…..

After  releasing a quite fantastic album earlier this year, Connan Mockasin has branched out into the luctrative world of designer apparel with a distinctive custard coloured teeshirt replete with a rather crude depiction of Connan smiling. These tshirts are now availble for purchase via Phantasy daddy Erol Alkan’s webstore.

(The Stokey dwelling parentals amongst you be sure to check out the Erol baby grower too)

Phantasy were so delighted with our words of praise back in May for the album they gave us one of these distinctive t shirts as a competition prize for the fashionista readers at Slutty Fringe!

For a chance of winning you need to form an impressive answer to the following quandry and direct it here.

If you possessed evil super powers what would you transform young Connan into instead of the requested Snat?

Competition closes 5pm Wednesday 14th July with the winner notified shortly afterwards.

Need to carry home a six pack of Special Brew but worried those gaudy gold tins will ruin your flossy new look. Never fear Garudio Studiage have just the answer with their All London Blue Bag Extravaganza series. The perfect chance to rep your postcode with pride.

In honour of the opening of my beloved ELL, i’ve chosen to illustrate this with the New Cross and Dalston efforts, which is handy as they’re also the best, in your face Notting Hill.

You know that empty feeling post-Fashion Weeks (of course you do) when you’re all free Evian-ed out and feel pretty vapid as a human being for fretting so much over your hosiery schedule over the week? Well come April, press days make up for it with a few goodie bags and holy crap a Dover Street Market bank holiday sale!

Mickey mouse gloves on sheer shirts and upside down hats await you this Sat -  Mon, 10AM – 7PM at The Old Depot in Angel. Actual woop.

Awesome London label/clubnight/promoters/foxy young things Young & Lost Club turn 5 yrs old later this year.

To celebrate this 1825 days of  existence as a rcrd lbl in wb 2.0 times Young & Lost Club are prepping a compilation of their most bestest releases which might include the likes of Golden Silvers, Othello Wolf and Noah and the Bottle Nosed Dolphin.

Being nice awesome label/clubnight/promoters/foxy young things they have also given Slutty Fringe a couple of fresh looking Young & Lost Club tote bags (as seen floating above this text) to give away to you – the reader.

Quite simple really – just reply with answer to following:

 What would you put in your Y & L Club tote bag?

Best Two Answers Win! Competiton closes Friday 19th March

When Tony Fringe was joking about massive Nixon headphones, Beirendonck for A/W ‘10 took it one step too far.

www.waltervanbeirendonck.com/

A certainty to be added to the personal tote bag collection anytime soon is this new Beyond The Wizards Sleeve effort which is about as cosmic a tote bag you can get with mere cotton and ink.

Available now from the Erol Alkan store

After a line of worrying scrapheap denim for German ravers, Ellen Allien comes back with a rather palatable S/S 10 collection. Hooray! Expect black floral graphic ‘lace’ pieced from faces of crowds and dreamy patterned stitching on cotton from the monochrome line, ‘Night Flowers‘ designed by none other than the BPitch head honcho herself.

The powerhouse that is Mat Maitland has just released some of his latest and greatest work, this time round a 10 page editorial for the December/January issue of Paris based fashion magazine l’Officiel.

Featuring items of luxury thrown in with some disembodied body parts, pop symbols and flamingos he create’s an element of surprise and the unknown something sure to cause a stir from the norm.

See more of the illustrations over at the Big Active Blog.

You know it’s the ‘festive season’ when the entire female half of the office leaves to queue outside a dodgy ‘art space’ in Hackney for a leftover piece of Christopher Kane chow mein. (Today at 5pm)

To avoid ending up hobbling to the Whitechapel walk-in centre, it is highly advised you bring one of each of the following:
1. A knife
2. A cycling hockey helmet
3. A map of the sale locations (some of them are weird, Cooperative Designs at Darnley Rd? Emma Cook at Shacklewell?)
4. A dummy Chanel 2.55 – to throw across the room as a distraction to those hungry, hungry dogs
5. Your elbows (in case you decided to leave them at home today)

Bring it, lady.

Currently fuelling my well documented T-Shirt fetish is the new range of designs over at Millionhands. Whilst the Chi-Town lover in me was instantly attracted to the Adonis tee, the clear winner has to be Big Grace, featuring, of course, the world’s favourite statuesque Jamaican Diva.

Sure to make a statement down the discotheque, though possibly one that says ‘I love being pegged by hard as nails women’, go grab now before all your money gets frittered away on crap Christmas presents for your family.

As an extra bonus stick ‘Slutty10′ into the promo code box and get yourself a 10% discount on any order.

Depending on your outlook in life you’ll think the above suit designed by Raf Simmons is either a complete fucking joke or a really strong fashion statement…..

Seen those Grecian-rings filled with abstract satanic looking stars / triangles? Silas Adler aka Soulland who’s been designing the artwork for Tomboy & Fredski’s Tartelet Records is behind the creepy symbols, better known for his menswear collections, photography collaborations with Nicolaj Holm Moller, and now even makes music videos.

So what is this, the Jennifer Lopez of Denmark? Or a surprisingly ok attempt at crossing over i. e the Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen of tech-house? The fashion is no gobsmacker, but the art fantastic, and the music videos for When Saints Go Machine’s Spitting Image is well luscious yeo.