Being a bit of a typography geek I can’t help but covet these pieces by Plastique, available here

The new African Apparel t-shirt, quite possibly my favourite thing in the whole world right now.

Someone find me these Liberty high tops. I know they’re a bit, well very, gay and I’m a year too late but I want them in my life, now, please.

Via www.coolhunting.com

Say hello to Meghan Collison: having campaigned for Prada and D&G Resort, walking on every runway, appearing on every magazine from i-D, Dazed & Confused and all the blimmin’ international Vogues, her face is more well travelled than *insert slag joke here*. Standing at 5″11, she’s a formidable fringey force to reckon with.And in the spirit of all things Summery in London (WHAT rain, WHAT swine flu?), check out Erobique‘s Tensnakey release on Mirau- Endorphinmachine.

Bar the Housemeister/Siriusmo-esque intro, it’s the soundtrack to you skipping down the road in a gingham pinafore after a really dapper gentleman just winked and asked you out on a date laden with all his cash monies. This applies to men too.

LiLo Fornarina advert: This makes me want to BURN my Fornarina clothes if anything. Well done guys. You’ve made the WORST ADVERT EVER.

It’s like the inhabitants of the French West Coast mated with a Hilton daughter who gave birth to spawn that tried to re-make a Kavinsky video on cheap meth after failing to commission Kate Triangle Moross.

Speaking of Valerie, you may remember a time fondly called THE ’80′s. I was a bit young for that being born at the end of the glittering ‘I Should Be So Lucky’ era, (how ironic) and after the Monsieur Shiny Pants Tellier x American Apparel revival, I’m afraid to say it scared me a bit.

Anyhoos, we unanimously got over the neon garish electro phase I think or I’LL SHAKE YOUR OWN SHELLSUIT AT YOU and here we are in the throes of the borderline neo-disco bandwagon a la Little Boots/La Roux (same thing). You’ve probably heard Bulgari/Bogdan Irkuk’s remix of Sally Shapiro’s Miracle if you’re into all that disco nonsense which is assumed if you’re here taking a peep at the Slut. Some of his own ’80′s-ish stuff is rather snazzy too in a dirty, decadent Bulgarian way. Give it a try if you like vocoders, Breakbot-esque cricket intros and kinda shitty bass.

FORGET YOU RUSS CHIMES.
Everything is Changing
The Distant Message

Or if you pine for some retro tech-disco: Daso is a pretty good bet.
La Fee Verte
Meine

Sevigny having bubble japes for Le Vif L’Express Weekend.

In other news, Joakim dramatically jizzes all over the place with wanton cowbells: Watermelon Bubblicious

1) Stand like you suffer from rickets:

“I’m so adorably innocent like I wouldn’t know a finger up my bum if I felt one”

2) The gasp:

Yeah I’d be shocked too if a camera had just caught me by surprise in my casually thrown together outfit.

3) Use props:

“Like dude what time is it?! Oh, KNOB O’CLOCK.”

4) The hand on the head:

One way of going about this is to have the facial expression: ‘elegantly distressed’. Otherwise, to put a positive spin on this the soundtrack should be K.I.G’s ‘BUBBILY BUBBILY’ Heads Shoulders Knees & Toes at full volume like UK Funky was a legitimate genre.